out of these, which is your favourite colour?
ice blue
blood red
sunshine yellow
jet black
forest green
bright orange
rose pink
moody purple
i can't choose!

it’s a friday evening and you have nothing important to do for work or school.
how will you pass the time?
i'm going out clubbing! or crashing a house party! hell yeah!
are you sure i have nothing important to be doing? i guess i'll work on personal projects...
i want to exercise! or do something else to vent steam from the week.
i really want to paint or draw! or write a poem, or make some cool music!
you'll probably find me window shopping online, or cleaning my room.
voice calling a beloved friend! or better yet, we can meet up for dinner!
i'm sinking my teeth into a new book, or game, or show...
i've always wanted to impulsively dye my hair... let's go!
i am going to fucking sleep immediately.

i'm giving you a present! it's a new pair of earrings. what do they look like?
(they can be clip on earrings)
aww, they're miniature books! so charming!
dude i have no idea what this shape is. cool though?
they're smiley faces made out of shimmery acrylic plastic!
bold abstract shapes, kind of art deco?
woah... gothic! perfect for a vampire or a visual kei singer!
they're just nice pearl studs.
elegant dangly earrings with a flower motif!
safety pins. really feeling that diy aesthetic.
those are worms on strings!

who are you to your friends?
i'm the one they go to if they need advice! i'm pretty mature and i trust my intuition.
i try to be really kind and sweet to everyone! i think i'm a good listener.
i'm always showing my friends cool new things, but it's hard to be social outside of that.
people tend to like me, but i think i should put more effort into connecting with them...
i'm really extroverted and caring! i have a talent for cheering people up!
it can be hard to show them i care, but if you fuck with my friends, i will ruin your life!
i don't think i fit in with my friends. i always feel a bit like an outsider.
people tend to look up to me, but i honestly think i'm kind of a bad influence.
i don't really know, i change a lot depending on who i'm hanging out with.

out of these, which is your favourite kind of music?
industrial metal
really niche experimental hyperpop
psychedelic rock
chiptune
90s pop bangers
liquid drum n bass
punk
classical
i'm more of a podcasts listener...

which of these weapons is the best?
a magical spell of destruction!
i think it's cool when people fight with random improvised weapons.
the mastery of a martial art!
a huge dildo, like in saints row 3.
one of those giant cartoon sledgehammers!
a long-range sniper rifle, obviously.
a molotov cocktail!
i know scythes are impractical, but hear me out...
a gundam of sorts. i don't care if it kills me.

you can instantly learn one of the following skills.
which one are you choosing?
it'd be neat to know how to make wooden furniture!
i'd love to be making my own perfumes!
i want to know how to make people laugh. so maybe standup?
you know what'd be useful? knowing advanced economics.
i love music, so i'd love to know how to compose it!
i want to cook like a chef! and make big meals for my friends and family!
skydiving. i love adrenaline!
i want to become extremely flexible and do weird stuff with my body to freak people out.
i need to make a perfect and beautiful conlang.

out of these animals, which is your favourite?
penguin
pangolin
swan
tiger
rabbit
dog
beetle
crocodile
octopus

i'm giving you another present! it's a flower!
what kind of flower is it?
a red dahlia.
what flower? this is just a leaf. smells nice though.
that's a venus flytrap!
a blue rose.
it's a sunflower!
it's a lot of flowers - a whole handful of cherry blossoms!
a purple iris.
a golden chrysanthemum.
woah, you made this flower out of paper! i wonder how...

you want to surprise your best friend with a small gift!
what is it?
it's a mixtape of happy songs that make me think of them!
a card with a silly little poem written inside!
it's not a small gift, actually - i've been saving up to help them out if times got tough.
it's the weirdest shirt i could find at the thrift store!
the newest book by their favourite author.
a really cool handmade puzzle with a little money inside. i put too much effort into this...
a couple tabs of acid.
i don't do small gifts: this is a luxurious spa day for the two of us.
a poem, but it's not silly at all. it's very sincere!

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